Score: 7

"My brain itches."

submission: Halo 3 2:Halo 4 The Movie

date: December 20, 2005

If you're looking for an inteligent approach to Halo, go the feck away. This will only tickle your brainmeats.

WARNING: Do not watch while stoned. Side effects may include swinging plastic energy sword at everything that moves, screaming home run at everyone, and attempting to build aliens out of deli.

Score: 9

"abused beauty queen"

submission: IAF: Oh Frenchmas Tree!

date: December 20, 2005

A humdrum animation rife with overdone pseudo-Japanese pop anime references and 1 dimensional characters. That being said, this has got to be the most fluid and well-animated flashes ever. Their mouths are in sync, for crap's sake. The translation of the style into movement is well done. I'd love to see new stuff come out by this artist, with a little less dependency on current style.
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The tree did look like a 6 foot turd.

Score: 10

"This is what Flash was made for!"

submission: Liquid Chaos

date: July 11, 2005

this is one of the wierdest, most psychadelic Flashes I've ever seen. Set to RAtM, this one truly stands out. The first couple of artists get off to a slow start, but the insanity peaks there and throughout. The art style is very smooth, but twisted and senseless. Nothing ever had to make sense to be awesome.

Score: 9

"coolness."

submission: Human

date: July 11, 2005

It's very good animation, but the screen shake makes it look a little choppy.

Has anyone stopped to think that maybe there really is nothing under our persona?

Score: 8

"Wonderland is in my brain."

submission: Alice

date: July 9, 2005

A good pick-me-up film for all those who are forgetting why being different is so swell. Nice message at the end.

There are companies that publish stuff like this, and I would buy it.

Score: 6

"I'm torn."

submission: TRANSFORMERS :- apartment

date: July 8, 2005

The graphics are astounding, but the sequence itself is rather monotonous to watch. It sounds like a sound byte from an old movie. Most of the character's movements are cut & paste, but it's not hard to see why. I never envisioned Optimus as a crazy Scot on heroine, but it works, somewhat. As for environment, you can't tell what's going on.

It's got a beautiful exterior, but crack that, and you fall into nothingness. Reminds me of a spoiled supermodel American.

Score: 8

"bam."

submission: Checkpoint... Done

date: July 8, 2005

It took me 14 hours to beat the Library. I am now afraid of Halo. I still have nightmares.

BTW, a shotgun doesn't have bullets unless it's a slug. it has anywhere from 6 to hundreds of steel pellets encased in front of an ass-load of gunpowder. There are 12 pellets in the Halo shotgun, and I think 9 in Halo 2. I had to count. I know the flight pattern. I am afraid.

Score: 10

"holy jumpin' jesus - a serious submission!"

submission: Operation Centerboard

date: July 8, 2005

Holy jumpin' Jesus. I love it - a serious flash representation of "the toughest decision a president has ever had to make".

I wish I could find more stuff like this. An idea: open-source education? Infinite opinions converging into a meta-truth, teaching the future generations?

Somber mood, but the whole thing feels like a transition. Still cool.